Awe mense!

Ek sien die ding ruk mal oppie net! Please, whatever you do, DO NOT USE INTERNET CAFEs to do internet banking!

Kykie, the three banks mentioned (FNB, Standard Bank en ABSA) don’t know what exactly is cooking. They say the hackers are getting mense’s identities and logging in with them to do the transfers etc. Now yous must please not go into public places and try and do your banking there. KAK dangerous ek se!!

If yous need to do your banking, the safest way is to line during lunch to the bank and do it the ol’ skool way! Or like our taanies n torpies used to do it… on a saturday morning take the taxi to Blue Route Mall or Wynberg and sort your life out there. Do your monthly shopping oek mos.

I wys yous, its probably safer to go to Wynberg than to go to a internet cafe in TOWN!!!

Ya nay, the new South Africa doesn’t look so ‘new’ anymore. There’s messages on the TV saying we must switch off the wireless n stove. Messages saying we must rather go into the bank than over the internet. Fuck, there’s going to be messages saying we can’t go to certain areas next.

What can a bra do?

I know… ZOOMA it!! And if you gets caught, have a shower!

Anon