B-boy battles innie Claremont
July 8, 2008 in Die Yard by Mulla (Sergei Müller)
Kykie mense,
Stiek uit on Saturday 12 July for some duidelike kaapse flaktes b-boy battles innie Claremont.
Hiesa’s ‘ie details.
Venue: Church-On-Main venue @ Werdmuller center, Main Road Claremont
Time: 1:00pm – 5:00pm
Contact: Barry Baumgart for nog details on 0761002676 or barry.be@gmail.com
Die programme virrie dag is soes follows:
1pm- 2pm
R5 boerewors on sale for lunch
Testimony session
B-boy Stretch workshop
2pm-5pm
B-boy crew battles and cypher call out/ request battles
Safe allie mense vannie kaap (en worldwide).
Mulla
Ek se, I LOVE COLOUREDS, THERE’S NOBODY LIKE EM’
With Coloureds everything starts late! Everthing ends late. Time is just a thang!
Colourds’philosophy about time is, We may not be on time, but we are in time and we don’t want to miss anything.
Coloureds arrive late for weddings, funerals, and Sunday church services! And then act like they are on time.
Coloureds will go to social functions, particularly at church, and not stay for the program, but want to wrap up some food to take home as if the event is fast food “take away”.
Every family has a drunkard…
Their gospel choir can sing a three word song for 20 minutes. In their church, the announcements are longer than the sermon.
Coloureds cry and pass out at the funeral, but are fine and laughin’at the dinner following the interment.
Coloured will ask grandparents to watch their kids while they run an errand but don’t pick them up until two days later.
Coloureds refer to diabetes as “SUGAR”
Don’t ask Coloureds for the precise time. They respond,Almost a quarter after…” or a “little after two.”
Coloureds will eat ferociously at the family dinner, and then have the nerve to start wrapping’stuff up in foil to take home.
Coloureds stay engaged for six years and never get married.
Coloureds will have the telkom shut off their house phone, but still have a cell phone on.
Coloureds put tamatie sous and green chillies on everything!
Coloureds have at least one family member that “almost” made it as a kwaito or soccer star.
Coloureds will owe you and everybody else in the neighborhood money but can buy a new car.
Coloureds won’t throw anything away! The rationale is that you never know when you might need it!
IN SPITE OF ALL OF OUR PECULIAR WAYS, I STILL LOVER COLOUREDS DON’T YOU????
Haai ek het oek die mail gekry.Ek laik spesialy die stukki wat se os gooi nie ees dai laaste stukkie siep weg nie.Hou rit vi wat?It staan vi maane an een aire opi kombuis venster bang innie son nogal of opi toilet venster bang.WTF!!!!Ose mense is regtag bedoned.Kan julle onthou by weddings hoe het hulle ornaments gemaak met eie boksies,die bineste van die toilet roll,garing tolletjies.Very creative i have to say.Today isit n klomp san opi tafels,boem takies,voel vere,sea skilpies. My ma moetie waag om dai klomp vullis op my tafels te sit nie.