Gatiep se Krewe
August 1, 2008 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)
Die polisie vang Gatiep een aand met 4 krewe.
Meneer, het jy n lisensie om die krewe te vang?!
Nee se Gatiep, is my troetel diertjies. Ek bring hulle elke aand uit om a bietjie te swem.
Na n rukkie dan fluit ek dan kom hulle na me toe en dan stap ons huis toe.
Polisie: “Maar jy lieg mos nou meneer!!”
Gatiep: “Nee meneer!! Kom ek wys jou dan!?!!”
Gatiep sit die krewe in die water en da gan die krewe…
Na n rukkie vra die polisieman, “Wanne gan jy vir hulle fluit?”
Gatiep…
Vir wie fluit?”
Polisie: “Vir die krewe!!”
Gatiep…
Watte krewe?!!”
Ferril
Bbbbwwwaakakaka.Nai die is n kwai een. :goodpost:
Mommy long legs
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two Spiders pomping. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy longlegs.” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” the little girl asked. “No,” her father replied.
“Both of them are daddy longlegs. ”
…………. The little girl thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and flattened the two spiders saying,
“We’ll have none of THAT moffie-kak in our garden.”