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Sal it werk?

Morning mense…

Kykie, this morning I was thinking about all kinds of kak again – while I was mos getting dressed for work. Thinking about all kinds of goetes… ok, so I was atually thinking of food.

Julle ken vir my al. Ek dink 24/7 van daait! LOL!!

Junne… summer kan stab out already, a man smaak a lekker braai already! Maybe with a duisend biere or something… nuh Granny!?!

Anyways… so there I was thinking about daait…

…thinking about KFC.

KFC

And I started thinking about that brasse in the KFC advert. Julle ken ‘ie een waar ‘ie ouense innie lounge sit. En hulle naam allie lekker famous taanies! Like Jennifer Aniston. “OOOoohhh Jenniferrrr…”

Then this bra wyses, “Your mums quite nice!”

BWAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!

Now my gedagtes work like this again… imagine the same advert, with the same script, but in afrikaans!

What you think that bra would have said, and what would the kullid ouense sitting there do?!

No responses to “Sal it werk?”

  1. Alan says:

    the kullit bra would have said:
    jou ma is kak reg…

  2. Ferril says:

    And the other ouense would have klapped that bra in his MA SE PUDDING!! :D

  3. Mulla says:

    How about… “Wat se jy van my ma? Ek skop jou soema in jou pose”
    :) Jurre Ferril… dus true nuh…

    Jy dink net van vriete en kak.

  4. Alan says:

    mulla, you must see ferril se kop, bigger than usual…
    hahahahahaha

  5. Ferril says:

    Yurraaa… julle tweetjies gat a moerse sloffie pak kry!

    Shek!!!
    :D

  6. sonkind says:

    Hulle sou gesĂȘ het: “Jou ma is duidelik, my bra, kakduidelik!” ;-)

  7. Nique says:

    Ja ney, Ferrit….it wud be YOU thinking of foodies!! I mos wysed u that’s all u think about….LOL! And from a CC i’d expect to hear Alan’s response about the Ma being ‘cake’ reg….sorry man, u know i’m the decent type who doesn’t like to swear…….bwaahahahahahahaa!!!!

  8. LinsieKapinsie says:

    Never mind die KFC ad…
    Wat van daai koffie ad van Wimpy met daai twee brasse?
    Klink asof daai hulle eerste koppies whitey koffie is dat hulle al die kak jokes maak.

  9. Alan says:

    those ounens in the wimpy add must be moerd…
    cremachinno in you ma!!! lol…

  10. Uncle Peppy(oemtok) says:

    Awe my jirre j wil net daiit.. ma wie wil togie
    Ney ek se manet as ek n bra moes se sy ma lyk lekker was ek mos al lankal tien keer dood geskiet

  11. Nicky says:

    LMAO!!! Wat van dai steers advert wat hulle opie tv geharit.Dai wat die cursor move vanie burger narie goose se holle toe.Ever since then i detest streers burgers.Ai moenie praat van. “Ag no man…i also wanted to be a simba shippie.Nou dai is soe wragies n kalid atepel Bbbwaaahhhhhahahaha!!!!! :-)

  12. Smokingfairy says:

    LMIMMSP!!!! I must say that you guys are kaaak funneeee oops sorry amper vir my a bietjie sturvy gehou lol en ek sien ek is laat virrie paaty ma anyway daai KFC ad lmimc imagine sy closing line was “ko pad toe jou n@!”

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