Ek kry amper weeklike updates op Facebook van ouense wat duidelike events organise. Die ding is die… ‘n bra is innie London, so hoe de hell kan ek dit attend? Ek dink ek moet ‘n plan maak om daai jet te koop Especially nou dat Suid Afrika se Rand die beste currency innie wêreld is.

Anyways… v’naand is daar twee duidelike heppenings innie ghetto.

Doen jouself ‘n favour en stiek uit by een van hulle. Julle sal ‘ie disappointed issie.

Die eerste een is Chimurenga Sessions (Dissolving the boundaries between text, sound, city, culture and media), byrie Chimurenga Library.

• Date: 27 May 2009
• Time: 18:00 – 21:00
• Location: Cape Town Central Library, Drill Hall
• Street: Darling Street
• Town/City: Cape Town, South Africa
• View Google Map
• Phone: 0214224168
• Email: liepollo@chimurenga.co.za
• Facebook Event

Die tweede ding is Verses wat oppie laaste Woensdag van elke maand gebeur en wat ‘n duidelike platform vir nuwe Kaapse talent is.

• Start Time: 27 May 2009 at 20:30
• End Time: 28 May 2009 at 13:30
• Location: Zula Bar
• Street: Long Street
• Town/City: Cape Town, South Africa
• View Google Map
• Phone: 0722921581
• Email: verses.session@gmail.com
• Cover Charge: R25
• Facebook Event

En ommie maand af te sluit is daar ‘n lekker jol oppie 30ste Mei 2009 byrie one en only Purple Turtle innie Kaap.

• Start Time: 30 May 2009 at 21:00
• End Time: 31 May 2009 at 02:00
• Location: The Legendary Purple Turtle
• Street: Cnr. Shortmarket and Long
• Town/City: Cape Town, South Africa
• View Google Map
• Phone: 0724243360
• Email: distorshine@gmail.com
• Facebook Event

Safe
Mulla

Hallo mense

Jammer virrie lang break tussen articles. 

Ek en Ferril is pose biesag byrie werk dir dae en ook met development oppie nuwe site.

Hiesa’s ‘n bietjie van ‘n midweek lag

• Pet Shop Boys – Troeteldierwinkel seuns
• Smashing Pumpkins – Platgemoerde Pampoene
• Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Frikkie Gaan Fliek Toe
• Johnny Rotten & the Sex Pistols – Jannie Vrot en die Pomp Revolwers
• Spice Girls – Aromat Slette
• Simple Minds – Dofkoppe
• Mariah Carey – Meraai se Kerrie
• Joan Armatrading – Johanna Wapenhandelaar
• Four Jacks and a Jill – Vier Latte en ‘n Platte
• Queen – Moffie
• Ace of Base – Baas se As
• Hughie Lewis and the News – Louis Luyt in die Nuus
• Iron Maiden – Yster Sussie
• Ladysmith Black Mambazo – Mevrou Smit se Swart Mambas
• Bananarama – Piesangmagarien
• Meatloaf – Vleisrol    

Safe
Mulla

My broetjie just shared a link to something I haven’t seen since I was ‘n laaitie.

Yoh… maar ‘it bring terug memories van waneer poppentjies nog lekker was.

Nie soes die kak Dragonball Z en Pokemon goetes ‘ie.

Hiesa’s die intro vir Mannamarak:

Ek het soema ‘n nogge gou search gedoen ennie intro vir Heidi gevind:

Jusses… Ek kan ondhou dat ek op ‘n Sondag na Sondagskool na my ouma se huis toe gedala’et en dan le ek lekker en poppentjies kyk terwyl ‘ie kos oppie stove is.

Ek dan innie aand dala Open Time mos vir Duck Tales en Tail Spin op Disney Family Hour.

Yoh… daai was darem die dae, nuh?

I’m sorry, I just need to voice my opinion!!

I have been watching the American Idols with the motchie on the Series Channel and the bad singers on that programme, sings better than our singers!

Ok, maybe I’m being a little naar, but my word… are the people this season (season 5) really THAT BAD?!

You HAVE to compare the performers, to the ones of the previous seasons and you HAVE to say it just didn’t get any better!! They are terrible! I think there’s one person who is really trying to sing, or at least do his best! And then there are others that look like they just don’t try!

I honestly don’t think I will buy any of their CDs! It’s hard enough as it is to buy a local artist’s CD. For one, the marketing of local artists are poor! So for me, I would rather buy someone like TPain’s CD. Cos I know the guy’s music!

Then my other beef is the actual fucking programme! Good grief, could they have made it any more KAKER!?!!!

On a rating of the worst South African show from 1 – 10… I’ll give it a rating of -100000000000000000 - catch my drift!??

You know these funny images you get via email… with the note FAIL?! yeah well…

And the presenter they have on Idols this season… OH MY FUCK!!! Couldn’t they have gotten someone else? Fuck me… they could’ve gotten one of the coconuts for all I care, even though I rate that show just short of the kakest rating ever too!

Sorry Liezel, but you are NOT made for these kinda shows! It’s not your fault you aren’t made for this, I blame the bloody producers!

Lastly, I’m going to say… WHAT WOULD SIMON COWELL SAY!!!?!

Ferril

Aweh mense

Kykie… ek is kak jammer virrie lang tyd tussen articles, maar ‘n man was mos innie Kaap vir ‘n twee week holidays en was nog once innie holiday mood te ek terug innie London uitgestiek het.

Ma anyways… alles was virrie beste… Soes ek ‘n paar maande gelude gepromise het, is ek biesag met ‘n Kak Duidelik social network.

Iets soes Facebook… maar virrie Kullid gemeenskap.

Ons sal nog once die blog met articles en kak praat het, maar onse mense sal nou vir mekaar kan:

• private messages stuur
• op ‘n forum met mekaar praat
• hulle eie blogs skryf
• groepe begin of join

Hiesa’s ‘n sneak peak vannie Kak Duidelik se new “Gevrietboek”. Click ‘it vir ‘n grootere picture.

Vertel vir julle vriende wat klap by KD en kyk uit vir ‘n moerse klomp updates innie volgende twee weke of so.

Safe mase kinnes!

Mulla

An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked:

“What is the fastest thing you know of?” Read the rest of this entry →

Tuesday 3rd March 2009 was my 2nd year wedding anniversary! A milestone for me

Now I know that there are people who stay married for something like 50 years, but fuck me… I would rather be dead before I get to 50 years! Kak serious!

I mean ma, my memory is kla in iets moer, imagine what a drol I will be when I’m like 77!!

If I’m not dead, the motchie would have passed away – cos of my kak memory and me being me, irritating her like hell! LOL!!

So anyways, I bought the motchie some stuff over the weekend and then got her some more goetes the other day too

Nothing too fancy, but you know… something to ’set the mood’.

I bought a CD at Look n Listen, Toni Tony Tone – The Hits!!

It has some stuff on there like ‘(Lay Your Head on My) Pillow’ and the moodsetter… ANNIVERSARY!

Why am I mentioning it? Cos it comes HIGHLY recommended ofcourse!!

If not that, then get some Maxwell… ’sex’ music!!

Ferril

Ek het gister die YouTube video van Byron Clark se single, In The Grey oppie site gedruk.

Ek het nou ‘n comment van Lester Hein, een vannie brasse van Stereotype Records, Byron se label, gesien.

Hy’t vir os wys gemaak dat die single vir ‘n limited tyd free is.

As julle interested is om ‘n download te organise, click hier.

Click hiesa om weer die video uit te check.

Valentine’s Day is net ‘n paar dae weg en ek wiet daar’s nog ‘n paar ouense wat hulle kop krap oor wat virrie motchie te doen.

As julle nog niks planne hettie, moenie worry nie… hiesa’s iets wat die motchie sal geniet: Read the rest of this entry →

Hahahahaaaa…

Chelsea sacked their brazilian coach, Luiz Felipe Scolari! En dit hettie lank gevattie!

After another kak result, drawing 0-0 with Hull City, Chelsea have wysed Scolari to make like a tree and leave!

Ai shamepies… lyk na my… the English Premier League has their own ‘Real Madrid’!

Nah… daais a kwaai stamp op teplak! Chelsea is a kak team en hulle sal altyd a kak team wies! Daais hoeko ou Terry daai penalty gemis!

It’s in their blood!

Eish, kyk hoe terrible is ek nou soema… jammer mense!

Kykie… niks kwaad raakens ie! LOL!!

Ferril