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Adepaymemore going to line?

July 15, 2009 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Yunna, there are a klompie gooners that are enjoying the newspaper talk of this bra leaving Arsenal!

Dink julle die bra gat line?! I must say, I won’t be too upset about him leaving.

With Eduardo back, Arsenal has a natural finisher! Ek mean ma, how many times have Ade missed sitters? Huh?!

Naai… mark my words, Bendtner is going to be BETTER than Ade! And then our front line will be YSTER!!

We just need a good defensive midfielder to partner Cesc, then the title is OURS!

Eduardo is back

February 17, 2009 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Ek het amper gehuil gister aand!

Toe ek Eduardo sien uit ie tunnel ko, dink ek… die gat a special aand wies! En ek wassie ge disappoint ie!

Arsenal het beautiful soccer gespeel alwee! Net te pragtig!

Ok, Bendtner het a paa lelike chances gemiss, ma ons het gewen en Dudu het twee goals gescore!

Here’s looking forward to the weekend, in fact the next paa matches! Aston Villa het verloo na Everton innie FA, so lets wait n see hoe daai vir hulle affect innie league!!!

Ferril

Last January Transfer Window?

February 3, 2009 in Featured by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

En toe issie window gesluit!

Now the discussion is whether or not there will be another January transfer window. Apparently, as Arsene Wenger has stated so many times… the jan window mostly causes kakles! Players take too long to adjust… and then the season is klaa and there’s another transfer period.

Haatie-bop! LOL!!

I’m nogals not worried about that, what I am worried about is this fokken Arshavin transfer to Arsenal! My good grief…

If any soccer koppa were following the transfer window when it opened, beginning of January, you would be wys that the Arshavin to Arsenal story was right at the beginning. And now its surpassed the end! Good grief! But apparently… because of the heavy snow innie UK yesterday, the deadline has been moved for some special cases. Could it be that Arsenal’s case is special?

I’m wys that there are klompie Arsenal supporters who are kak excited about the Russian joining the team. They’re dreaming of the bra pushing Arsenal into the top 4 again! Perhaps even closer to the top.

Now like I said earlier… the bra will still need to adjust to the game. I’m checking, Walcott n Fabregas will make more of an impact when they come back from injury.

Now the other ‘big’ transfer saga that happened yesterday was ou Robbie Keane wat nou terug saam met Spurs is! Watte drol!!

Like a Liverpool bra of mine calls them… DN (Dom Naai)!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!! :D

Anyways… here’s a list of all the transfers :)

Ferril

January Transfer Window 2009

January 2, 2009 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Yes, the transfer window opened yesterday mos. And I must admit, I WAS a little excited – as an Arsenal supporter!

Hoeko?

Everyone knows that Arsenal is going through this extremely kak patch. Amper soes Liverpool oorie laaste paa jare! So with all the kak that the team is going through, the injuries n what what, Wenger wysed last month that he would like to buy some mense in the transfer window.

AYEYA!!

But what’s this I just read on SkySports nogals?

Arsenal chairman, Peter Hill-Wood, wysed, “Arsene has a lot of young, talented players at the club and I think he will probably give a chance to one or two of them.”

In other words, there won’t be any players coming in to Arsenal. Perhaps another laaitie or two but no-one we know.

YUNNNNNAAAAAA!!

Daai sie move Gunner fans, Arsenal gat sieka die 4th spot cry weer innie premiership en sieka fokkol trophies virrie season! :(

Ferril

Arsenal 1 – 1 Liverpool

December 21, 2008 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

There were befokte goals in the match today, but my fuck, Howard Webb is a moerse drol!!

When the match started and I saw that Howard Webb was officiating the match, I told the motchie that this was going to be a kak game!

I was kak happy when Van Persie pulled out an amazing goal, with his ‘chocolate leg’ nogals – that’s what the bra calls his weeker leg! LOL!!

Then Keane pulls off another befokte goal and I’m thinking, it’s going to be a befokte match!

2nd half didn’t live up to the hype! Instead, as I’m sure lots more writters will say, Howard Webb took the match and started dishing out cards like it was fokken Christmas already! TIEF!!!

And then in TOTAL contraversial fashion, he sends Adebayor off for shielding the ball (like the first yellow card). Ek is SOE kwaad!! Daai bra kan gelukkig wies ek is innie Kaap!! Ek sal hom in sy ma geskop het!!

En ek hoor dat die issie die eerste keur dit gebeur nie! Die Man U supporters sal wys wees van Ronaldo se red ticket oek!

Ma se…

Eduardo is Back!

December 17, 2008 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Last night, Arsenal’s free-scoring striker made his come back in a reserves match against Portsmouth. A match Arsenal won 2-0.

And after the last couple of weeks, well actually since the start of the season, this is fokken good news to all Gunners supporters!! I for one is kak happy about this.

Reason being, should Eduardo get fully fit and match ready, we won’t see as much of Bendtner as we were. God knows Arsenal need goals! And with goals come confidence. And we all know where Arsenal’s confidence went… to fokken Tottenham Hotspurs (4-4 at the Emirates).

Let’s see what the 2nd half of the season will bring – after the festive season :)

Ferril

Does Hull Play Better Soccer than Arsenal?

December 13, 2008 in Featured by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Oh my moer!

I can’t believe I am going to say it, but Arsene Wenger in all his wisdom, is causing kak! Read the rest of this entry →

Arsenal's New Captain Off to Winning Start

November 26, 2008 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Good grief, so Arsenal sacked Gallas as club captain and soema appointed Cesc Fabregas as the new one!

I’m kak happy about the fact that Gallas is no longer our captain, and now even more excited that Fabregas is! Even though the bra is only 21 years old. Apparently Tony Adams was made captain when he was 21 as well.

I’m wys all the die-hard Arsenal fans will remember Tony Adams – Mr. Arsenal.

Now there is another Mr. Arsenal, and he is Spanish!

For the past couple of weeks, ek moet admit… Arsenal has been playing their worst footy in AGES! I mean KAK!!

Passes that are worse than flipping Wigan. Passes that make us look like a Championship team.

Last night, we started looking a little better! I must admit, Ramsey is befok! And so is Wilshere! My fok! 16 years old, playing almost like a seasoned pro!

Arsenal started life under the new captainship of Fabregas with a HARD-FOUGHT win against a fokken stubborn Kiev. What a mooitjies ball through to Bendtner for the winner!! Amazing!

Lets hope that things start looking up again, but fok! It’s Chelsea this weekend!!

Machester City the new Chelsea

September 5, 2008 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

This is something that I have been hearing over the last couple of days. Since the new owner (Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUG)) of Manchester City has just bought them.

The most significant news was obviously of Brazillian star, Robinho, joining them on the last of of the transfer window! It was for a new English Premier League record of £32 million!!

There has also been talk of them now wanting to buy the best players in their positions to create a team of ‘galacticos’! Is hulle JAS?!!

And now there are fans even going as far as saying that they are the new Chelsea!

Is hulle oek JAS?!

Firstly lemme just say… Chelsea will NEVER be as big as Manchester United, Liverpool OR Arsenal in England! Neither will any OTHER team in 1, 2, or 5 seasons!

Then… to be the ‘best in the world’ you need to win something crazy like over 10 Champions League titles and 15 League titles! Fok julle!! Real Madrid, Machester United, Juventus, Liverpool, etc etc have accomplished soooo much more! You guys (Cheslea and Manchester City) actually think buying players will accomplish this?

Word wakker!!

Fifa 09 coming soon

August 28, 2008 in Die Yard by Ferril (Farrel Hardenberg)

Hie gat ons wee!

Another year has passed and another installation of EA Sports’ FIFA – FIFA 09.

Now kykie, for a good couple of years, I have been a Pro Evolution Soccer kop! But since last year really… its been ALL FIFA!!

Hoeko? Hoe kan ek soe iets se?
Ja, a klompie Pro Evo fans are going to be shooting me down… saying that Pro Evo is the best football sim game! Well I’ll let you know… while Konami has been sitting around, messing with the same old graphics, just changing the physics etc. on the same game year in year out… EA Sports has come up with another mindblowing befokte FIFA!!

FIFA 09!!!

The new FIFA 09 coming soon... October 2008

The new FIFA 09 coming soon... October 2008

Yes, there’s stuff like physics, etc etc… all the goetes that Pro Evo has… PLUS MORE!

  • Polished, refined gameplay – Featuring 250 additions and enhancements to core gameplay, including new animation technology that creates more responsive first-time shooting and passing, faster and more controlled dribbling, and improved trapping, and new player momentum physics that delivers realistic player collisions, authentic jostling for the ball, and more variation in tackling.
  • Adidas Live Season – Dynamic update of player information in-game that mirrors real-life performances. Feel the change in gameplay performance as teams in the real world experience the highs and lows during their campaigns. All the top leagues are included: Barclay’s Premier League, La Liga, Ligue 1, Bundesliga, Serie A and Mexican Primera Division.
  • Custom Team Tactics —Become a first-team coach with the power to tune and balance 11 tactical sliders for 140 attacking and 40 defending options (more than 50,000 combinations) so CPU players and your team perform just like the real-world team or how you think the real team should play. Save your tactics to make strategic decisions to exploit your opponent’s weaknesses during the game. Plus, share your strategies with friends online*.
  • Be A Pro: Seasons — Pick or create a professional player and test your football ability over a four season campaign. Master a single position and develop your skills — passing, shooting, positioning, marking — to ultimately become a national legend.
  • Be A Pro: 10 vs 10 Online Team Play — Create your own team of up to 10 friends, all playing fixed outfield positions, to challenge rival teams of up to 10 players. Instead of thinking as an individual player now you have to think and play as a team.
  • Improved Goalkeeper Intelligence – Goalkeepers position themselves more intelligently, react to shots more realistically and recover from saves faster.
  • Customised Controllers – Create your own bespoke controller configuration, save it and even take it online effortlessly. Assign actions to the buttons exactly how you like them for complete control.

… and more!

Pro Evolution WHAT?

If you don’t believe me… check out the video yourself!

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Ouense… its time to sell the Cortina 3.0 litre WITH the sound system and koep vir jou n xbox 360 or Playstation 3! En a LCD HD TV!!