Yes, the transfer window opened yesterday mos. And I must admit, I WAS a little excited – as an Arsenal supporter!

Hoeko?

Everyone knows that Arsenal is going through this extremely kak patch. Amper soes Liverpool oorie laaste paa jare! So with all the kak that the team is going through, the injuries n what what, Wenger wysed last month that he would like to buy some mense in the transfer window.

AYEYA!!

But what’s this I just read on SkySports nogals?

Arsenal chairman, Peter Hill-Wood, wysed, “Arsene has a lot of young, talented players at the club and I think he will probably give a chance to one or two of them.”

In other words, there won’t be any players coming in to Arsenal. Perhaps another laaitie or two but no-one we know.

YUNNNNNAAAAAA!!

Daai sie move Gunner fans, Arsenal gat sieka die 4th spot cry weer innie premiership en sieka fokkol trophies virrie season!

Ferril

There were befokte goals in the match today, but my fuck, Howard Webb is a moerse drol!!

When the match started and I saw that Howard Webb was officiating the match, I told the motchie that this was going to be a kak game!

I was kak happy when Van Persie pulled out an amazing goal, with his ‘chocolate leg’ nogals – that’s what the bra calls his weeker leg! LOL!!

Then Keane pulls off another befokte goal and I’m thinking, it’s going to be a befokte match!

2nd half didn’t live up to the hype! Instead, as I’m sure lots more writters will say, Howard Webb took the match and started dishing out cards like it was fokken Christmas already! TIEF!!!

And then in TOTAL contraversial fashion, he sends Adebayor off for shielding the ball (like the first yellow card). Ek is SOE kwaad!! Daai bra kan gelukkig wies ek is innie Kaap!! Ek sal hom in sy ma geskop het!!

En ek hoor dat die issie die eerste keur dit gebeur nie! Die Man U supporters sal wys wees van Ronaldo se red ticket oek!

Ma se…

This is something that I have been hearing over the last couple of days. Since the new owner (Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUG)) of Manchester City has just bought them.

The most significant news was obviously of Brazillian star, Robinho, joining them on the last of of the transfer window! It was for a new English Premier League record of £32 million!!

There has also been talk of them now wanting to buy the best players in their positions to create a team of ‘galacticos’! Is hulle JAS?!!

And now there are fans even going as far as saying that they are the new Chelsea!

Is hulle oek JAS?!

Firstly lemme just say… Chelsea will NEVER be as big as Manchester United, Liverpool OR Arsenal in England! Neither will any OTHER team in 1, 2, or 5 seasons!

Then… to be the ‘best in the world’ you need to win something crazy like over 10 Champions League titles and 15 League titles! Fok julle!! Real Madrid, Machester United, Juventus, Liverpool, etc etc have accomplished soooo much more! You guys (Cheslea and Manchester City) actually think buying players will accomplish this?

Word wakker!!